Knitting time travel?October 11, 2009 at 11:14 pm | Posted in From the Ravelry stash, You and your knitting | 1 Comment
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A question from one of our S&B London Ravellers gets Gerty thinking about sonic screwdrivers…
Hello Aunty Gerty.
Would you like some cake ? I have a question for you. How can I make more time for knitting?
Hello AlpacaAddict and thank you for your question. A tricky one.
You have several options to make sure you have ample time to get your knit on:
a. The practical option – Give up housework and live like a slattern. Cockroaches may scuttle across your scummy surfaces, mice may make nests in your stash, and spiders may make cobwebs on your unused crochet hooks but what will you care when you have a fine knitted garment to take out on the town?
b. Lure passersby off the street using a friendly alpaca and cake spiked with obedience potion, then use them to do all the housework. Lots of knitting time and someone to make you cups of tea while you do so.
c. Find yourself a Time Lord and marry him. The tardis will take you wherever you want to go and they’re always rather dashing chaps to boot.